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1 day ago

"This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

"
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1 day ago

followmetoecstacy21:

saddeer:

fartpiss:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

this place is called Lucky Puppy and its in Maybee Michigan and you should all go look and like their facebook page because it will 100% cheer you up forever

my dog stayed here there are tvs in the dogs’ rooms

found where my wedding reception will be held

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1 day ago

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial
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1 day ago

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via yours-trulyxoxo)

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1 day ago

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned
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serfborts:

me:

image

you:

image

(via yaesthetic)

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin, via princess-passion-flower)

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1 day ago

"When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today."
Nicki Minaj  (via dirrtyfilthynasty)

(Source: youwantsum, via princess-passion-flower)

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1 day ago

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

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nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
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1 day ago

house-of-gnar:

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

this touches my soul

(via cantdr0wnmysassitknowshowtosw1m)

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1 day ago

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

(via princess-passion-flower)

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1 day ago



Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
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1 day ago

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler, via yours-trulyxoxo)

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